i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal
you’re all going to jail for reblogging this
I love how the people at the desks don’t even acknowledge them like it happens all the time hahaha
when my mom worked at nasa the guys in her office had a supply of office chairs in the hallway specifically for racing, and also rc cars. no one even blinked
The guy on the bike is yelling “STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!” I am 100% certain of this
- Anything smaller than a C cup: Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.